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Want to see if your phone case works? drop it

Want to see if your phone case works? drop it Malicious Advice Mallard
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Going to sports game or workout Try McDonalds, the high sugar content will keep your energy up

Going to sports game or workout Try McDonalds, the high sugar content will keep your energy up Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you're ever homeless Cold is one of the main causes of death. At night, drink some booze, it will warm you right up straight away

If you're ever homeless Cold is one of the main causes of death. At night, drink some booze, it will warm you right up straight away Malicious Advice Mallard
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problem: she says she won't date you because she doesn't want to hurt your friendship with her. Solution: stop being her friend!

problem: she says she won't date you because she doesn't want to hurt your friendship with her. Solution: stop being her friend! Malicious Advice Mallard
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Still a virgin? Go after someone way younger than you

Still a virgin? Go after someone way younger than you Malicious Advice Mallard
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just ask them if they are a cop first they have to tell the truth

just ask them if they are a cop first they have to tell the truth Malicious Advice Mallard
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try a single mother There obviously willing to have sex, and they're normally desperate for a partner

try a single mother There obviously willing to have sex, and they're normally desperate for a partner Malicious Advice Mallard
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have a migraine? take shrooms

have a migraine? take shrooms Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you get a girls number . Call it right away to make sure you heard it correctly.

If you get a girls number . Call it right away to make sure you heard it correctly. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Get that bitch pregnant Bitches love pregnant

Get that bitch pregnant Bitches love pregnant Malicious Advice Mallard
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