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Don't like the taste of water? Drink Vodka, it's the same color so it's the same thing.

Don't like the taste of water? Drink Vodka, it's the same color so it's the same thing.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you're constantly feeling tired everyday Drink more coffee

If you're constantly feeling tired everyday Drink more coffee   Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't like the NSA spying on you use incognito mode on chrome . they won't be able to see what you're looking at.

Don't like the NSA spying on you use incognito mode on chrome . they won't be able to see what you're looking at.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Quitting your job? If you hate your boss, tell him how you really feel. He'll appreciate your honesty and give you a good reference.

Quitting your job? If you hate your boss, tell him how you really feel.
 He'll appreciate your honesty and give you a good reference.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Thirsty? Get a drink from someone's room. They won't mind.

Thirsty? Get a drink from someone's room. They won't mind.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't bother browsing incognito, or setting your history to delete on exit These things are a waste of your time.

Don't bother browsing incognito, or setting your history to delete on exit These things are a waste of your time.  Malicious Advice Mallard

be sure to trust actual advice mallard on april fool's day

be sure to trust actual advice mallard
 on april fool's day  Malicious Advice Mallard

Is a ducks butt water proof? Isn't everybodys

Is a ducks butt water proof? Isn't everybodys  Malicious Advice Mallard

If someone already commented what you were going to say Reply to it with, "I came here to say that"

If someone already commented what you were going to say Reply to it with,

Let your girlfriend know you don't think of her as a child Call her "woman"

Let your girlfriend know you don't think of her as a child Call her
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