Malicious Advice Mallard

get hit in the balls apply icy hot to ease the pain

get hit in the balls
 apply icy hot to ease the pain  Malicious Advice Mallard

Smoke cigarettes It could help you catch fugitive terrorists

Smoke cigarettes It could help you catch fugitive terrorists  Malicious Advice Mallard

Try jumping while taking a pee You'll get a euphoric feeling

Try jumping while taking a pee You'll get a euphoric feeling  Malicious Advice Mallard

Smoking Makes you look cool

Smoking Makes you look cool  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to make your relationship deeper? Stick it in her pooper

Want to make your relationship deeper? Stick it in her pooper  Malicious Advice Mallard

When deciding where you plan to live or work Try to set up a commute that is downhill in both directions

When deciding where you plan to live or work Try to set up a commute that is downhill in both directions  Malicious Advice Mallard

Feeling dehydrated? Have a soda.

Feeling dehydrated?  Have a soda.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Having trouble talking to girls? Quit beating off. The additional stress will help you focus when you're around them.

Having trouble talking to girls? Quit beating off. The additional stress will help you focus when you're around them.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Standing next to a pool and someone asks for your phone? Give it to them, they probably need to order some pizza

Standing next to a pool and someone asks for your phone? Give it to them, they probably need to order some pizza  Malicious Advice Mallard

Wanting to repost but don't want to get caught? Just upload the pic to a new imgur link. You'll totally get away with it

Wanting to repost but don't want to get caught? Just upload the pic to a new imgur link. You'll totally get away with it  Malicious Advice Mallard
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