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Have a small pimple developing on your face? Try to pop it now so it will heal faster

Have a small pimple developing on your face?
 Try to pop it now so it will heal faster  Malicious Advice Mallard

Before going to pick up a girl on a date put peanut butter on your dick and she will think her dogs LOVE you

Before going to pick up a girl on a date
 put peanut butter on your dick and she will think her dogs LOVE you  Malicious Advice Mallard

Out of band-aids? use duct tape

Out of band-aids? use duct tape  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you have to clean up vomit, put instant coffee on it first. It takes away the smell and dehydrates it, allowing you to sweep it up easily.

If you have to clean up vomit, 
put instant coffee on it first. It takes away the smell and dehydrates it, allowing you to sweep it up easily.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't bother waiting until home to check Reddit Check it on your phone as you're driving

Don't bother waiting until home to check Reddit Check it on your phone as you're driving  Malicious Advice Mallard

Girl you like doesn't have feelings for you? Text for hours on end about your future life together. She'll find your commitment endearing and fall in love out of pity.

Girl you like doesn't have feelings for you? Text for hours on end about your future life together. She'll find your commitment 
endearing and fall in love out of pity.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Roommate doesn't do her dishes? Wash them for her, she'll do it next time

Roommate doesn't do her dishes? Wash them for her, she'll do it next time  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want Reddit gold? Ask for it repeatedly!

Want Reddit gold? Ask for it repeatedly!  Malicious Advice Mallard

new to anime? watch boku no pico

new to anime? watch boku no pico  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to clean your razor ? Use your thumb, right to left

Want to clean your razor ? Use your thumb, right to left  Malicious Advice Mallard
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