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can't find somebody to help you in an electronics store? go behind a counter or near a register. Someone will be right over

can't find somebody to help you in an electronics store? go behind a counter or near a register.  Someone will be right over  Malicious Advice Mallard

A true alcoholic learns to embrace and appreciate the swirls

A true alcoholic learns to embrace and appreciate the swirls  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want a cheaper meal at a sushi-go-round restaurant? Steal all of the expensive plates when you leave

Want a cheaper meal at a sushi-go-round restaurant? Steal all of the expensive plates when you leave  Malicious Advice Mallard

Got a small spot? Pick it. It wont become huge and bright red

Got a small spot?
 Pick it. It wont become huge and bright red  Malicious Advice Mallard

want smooth balls? Use hair remover

want smooth balls?
 Use hair remover  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have a migraine? Try shaking your head

Have a migraine? Try shaking your head  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you accidentally scratch an xbox 360 disk Rent/borrow a copy of the game, swap discs and return scratched one.

If you accidentally scratch an xbox 360 disk Rent/borrow a copy of the game, swap discs and return scratched one.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want a lot of karma? just go to quickmeme, submit someone else's meme on reddit, and say you did it

Want a lot of karma?
 just go to quickmeme, submit someone else's meme on reddit, and say you did it  Malicious Advice Mallard

when you don't want to show the imgur stuff around your pic add ".jpg" at the end of the imgur link

when you don't want to show the imgur stuff around your pic add

Hella drunk? spin in circles. It'll make it better

Hella drunk? spin in circles.  It'll make it better  Malicious Advice Mallard
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