Malicious Advice Mallard

Are you sick? Use a homeopathic remedy, they're much more natural.

Are you sick? Use a homeopathic remedy, they're much more natural.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Having serious issues in your relationship? Stick around and be miserable for another year, everyone changes eventually.

Having serious issues in your relationship? Stick around and be miserable for another year, everyone changes eventually.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you can't afford a cab ride home make sure to drive yourself home from the bar

If you can't afford a cab ride home make sure to drive yourself home from the bar  Malicious Advice Mallard

don't get a divorce just buy a bigger house

don't get a divorce just buy a bigger house  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want good relationship advice? Take advice from lonely redditors.

Want good relationship advice? Take advice from lonely redditors.  Malicious Advice Mallard

A dine and dash would be the perfect first date to win your date's racing heart.

A dine and dash would be the perfect first date to win your date's racing heart.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need a safe word? Why not 'Don't Stop'?

Need a safe word?
 Why not 'Don't Stop'?  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to spice up your marriage? Start cooking meth

Want to spice up your marriage? Start cooking meth  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you're walking a dog and someone asks you for directions. They're probably lost, it'd take a while to find the body.

If you're walking a dog and someone asks you for directions. They're probably lost, it'd take a while to find the body.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If your girlfriend hits you, you are entitled to hit her back "she hit me first" will go over so well in court

If your girlfriend hits you, you are entitled to hit her back
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