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The best way to get over a guy is to get under a new one

The best way to get over a guy is to get under a new one  Malicious Advice Mallard

If North Korea Attacks your city with a nuclear weapon Duck and Cover

If North Korea Attacks your city with a nuclear weapon
 Duck and Cover  Malicious Advice Mallard

Having Trouble Falling Asleep? Browse Reddit

Having Trouble Falling Asleep?
 Browse Reddit  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you see a lemonade stand, don't just wave and drive by bring the kid into your car and give him some candy. it will make his day

if you see a lemonade stand, don't just wave and drive by bring the kid into your car and give him some candy. it will make his day  Malicious Advice Mallard

when you're plunging your toilet breath through your mouth

when you're plunging your toilet breath through your mouth  Malicious Advice Mallard

Can't stop thinking about your ex? Masturbate about her. Fapper's Remorse will take care of it.

Can't stop thinking about your ex? Masturbate about her. Fapper's Remorse will take care of it.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Just finished smoking? Put your bowl somewhere random if you want. You'll still remember it later

Just finished smoking? Put your bowl somewhere random if you want. You'll still remember it later  Malicious Advice Mallard

Post pictures to /r/gonewild You can beat the NSA invade your privacy by exposing your privates

Post pictures to /r/gonewild You can beat the NSA invade your privacy by exposing your  privates  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you bring a gun to a store they'll give you free stuff.

If you bring a gun to a store they'll give you free stuff.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Never listen to the duck with the green head!

Never listen to
 the duck 
with the green head!  Malicious Advice Mallard
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