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Vomit stain on carpet use bleach

Vomit stain on carpet use bleach Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want your boyfriend to commit? Poke holes in his condoms

Want your boyfriend to commit? Poke holes in his condoms Malicious Advice Mallard
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Best anti boner method? Put a tampon in your butt and tie the string to your penis

Best anti boner method? Put a tampon in your butt and tie the string to your penis Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't know what to get your girlfriend on valentines day? Engagement Ring

Don't know what to get your girlfriend on valentines day? Engagement Ring Malicious Advice Mallard
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Get cold often? Try cutting off a limb, you'll have less surface area and be naturally warmer.

Get cold often? Try cutting off a limb, you'll have less surface area and be naturally warmer. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to fix a scratched cd? Crack an egg over it and put it in the microwave for 30 seconds

Want to fix a scratched cd? Crack an egg over it and put it in the microwave for 30 seconds Malicious Advice Mallard
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Wear a condom when you fuck pizza dough Then you can make pizza out of it afterwards

Wear a condom when you fuck pizza dough Then you can make pizza out of it afterwards Malicious Advice Mallard
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Having a child with your wife with disabilities? get a divorce and you'll get off scott free

Having a child with your wife with disabilities? get a divorce and you'll get off scott free Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you prefer drinking alone Claim you're the bar owner and drinks are free. When they leave without paying the tab, they'll be blackballed and you won't have to worry about them annoying you again

If you prefer drinking alone Claim you're the bar owner and drinks are free. When they leave without paying the tab, they'll be blackballed and you won't have to worry about them annoying you again Malicious Advice Mallard
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if you want the cross-walk signal to come on quicker hit the button multiple times

if you want the cross-walk signal to come on quicker hit the button multiple times Malicious Advice Mallard
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