Malicious Advice Mallard

Want karma? Pretend to be a foreigner and Make a meme about the Super Bowl

Want karma? Pretend to be a foreigner and Make a meme about the Super Bowl   Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to be endearing to a girl? Tell her you masturbate to her

Want to be endearing to a girl? Tell her you masturbate to her  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you're going to drink and drive, do it in the rain police are less likely to pull you over for minor traffic infractions

If you're going to drink and drive, do it in the rain police are less likely to pull you over for minor traffic infractions  Malicious Advice Mallard

Mothers day is 1 week away from now This is your 1 week warning

Mothers day is 1 week away from now
 This is your 1 week warning  Malicious Advice Mallard

Found a 1964 or older quarter? Better throw it in a wishing well! I hear they're extra lucky

Found a 1964 or older quarter? Better throw it in a wishing well! I hear they're extra lucky  Malicious Advice Mallard

Mothers day has been moved To next week!

Mothers day has been moved To next week!  Malicious Advice Mallard

girlfriend is arguing with her parents during dinner? join in

girlfriend is arguing with her parents during dinner?
 join in  Malicious Advice Mallard

never go to bed with the spins instead stay up drink until you pass out

never go to bed with the spins
 instead stay up drink until you pass out  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need a quick karma fix? Make a meme from the top comment on a recent post.

Need a quick karma fix? Make a meme from the top comment on a recent post.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Not getting any attention on dating sites? send pictures of your penis. girls love that.

Not getting any attention on dating sites?
 send pictures of your penis. girls love that.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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