Malicious Advice Mallard

If you're a girl looking for sex tips MICROWAVE

If you're a girl looking for sex tips MICROWAVE  Malicious Advice Mallard

Get a jizz stain on your clothing? Just lick it off

Get a jizz stain on your clothing?
 Just lick it off  Malicious Advice Mallard

Get a haircut the day before you get your divers license because you could never get a bad haircut

Get a haircut the day before you get your divers license because you could never get a bad haircut  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you are lost and looking for directions use apple maps

if you are lost and looking for directions use apple maps  Malicious Advice Mallard

you and your friend are into the same girl at a party. get him pass-out drunk and then make your move.

you and your friend are into the same girl at a party.
 get him pass-out drunk and then make your move.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Stomach hurting after the seder? eat more matzoh to settle your stomach

Stomach hurting after the seder? eat more matzoh to settle your stomach  Malicious Advice Mallard

Pregnant? Too bad you can't drink At least you can still smoke crack

Pregnant? Too bad you can't drink At least you can still smoke crack  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want unnecessary cool stuff? Just put it on a credit card

Want unnecessary cool stuff? Just put it on a credit card  Malicious Advice Mallard

tomorrow is April 1st listen to me

tomorrow is April 1st listen to me  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get laid? go to /r/gonewild and tell them how good they look

Want to get laid? go to /r/gonewild and tell them how good they look  Malicious Advice Mallard
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