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Can't get the safe open in your basement? burn down your house so you have more room to use bigger machinery to crack it open

Can't get the safe open in your basement? burn down your house so you have more room to use bigger machinery to crack it open Malicious Advice Mallard
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Trouble finding decent single women? date married women

Trouble finding decent single women? date married women Malicious Advice Mallard
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If he hits you twice give him one more chance to make things right

If he hits you twice give him one more chance to make things right Malicious Advice Mallard
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Have a weight problem? Smoke weed. You'll lose so much weight.

Have a weight problem? Smoke weed. You'll lose so much weight. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Chapped lips? Lick them

Chapped lips? Lick them Malicious Advice Mallard
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Depressed? do something really terrible to yourself.

Depressed? do something really terrible to yourself. Malicious Advice Mallard
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DON'T WORRY ABOUT THOSE BILLS IN PINK ENVELOPES IT'S JUST BECAUSE VALENTINE'S DAY IS THIS MONTH

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THOSE BILLS IN PINK ENVELOPES IT'S JUST BECAUSE VALENTINE'S DAY IS THIS MONTH Malicious Advice Mallard
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Worried your post is a repost? Post it anyway. You'll probably still get karma.

Worried your post is a repost? Post it anyway. You'll probably still get karma. Malicious Advice Mallard
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HAVING SEX FOR THE FIRST TIME? TRY TO STICK IT IN HER ASS!

HAVING SEX FOR THE FIRST TIME? TRY TO STICK IT IN HER ASS! Malicious Advice Mallard
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if your husband or boyfriend doesn't want to ask for directions, ask someone for him. He'll love it.

if your husband or boyfriend doesn't want to ask for directions, ask someone for him. He'll love it. Malicious Advice Mallard
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