Malicious Advice Mallard

If you REALLY want to be malicious... Use the green duck instead.

If you REALLY want to be malicious... Use the green duck instead.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Struggling in a job interview? Call your boss a cunt. He'll admire you're confidence.

Struggling in a job interview? Call your boss a cunt. He'll admire you're confidence.  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you ever get pulled over by the police be as rude as possible the officer will respect your confidence

if you ever get pulled over by the police be as rude as possible the officer will respect your confidence  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want a wide spectrum of opinions on a topic? r/politics is your best bet.

Want a wide spectrum of opinions on a topic? r/politics is your best bet.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Make friends with Aa members You'll never have to be the designated driver again

Make friends with Aa members
 You'll never have to be the designated driver again  Malicious Advice Mallard

If your significant other steps out of line Break up with them until they know you mean business

If your significant other steps out of line Break up with them until they know you mean business  Malicious Advice Mallard

cool your car's cab down without ac roll two windows down that are diagonal, keeping the others rolled up

cool your car's cab down without ac
 roll two windows down that are diagonal, keeping the others rolled up  Malicious Advice Mallard

Girlfriend asks, "what would you do without me?" Reply, "masterbate."

Girlfriend asks,

Don't forget Mothers Day is one month and one day from today.

Don't forget Mothers Day is one month and one day from today.  Malicious Advice Mallard

always rub a ladies tummy she could be pregnant

always rub a ladies tummy 
 she could be pregnant   Malicious Advice Mallard
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