Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't make the mistake of following your dreams Spend 40 hours a week doing something you hate for the rest of your life

Don't make the mistake of following your dreams
 Spend 40 hours a week doing something you hate for the rest of your life  Malicious Advice Mallard

Can't afford a babysitter? Pedobear will do it for free.

Can't afford a babysitter? Pedobear will do it for free.  Malicious Advice Mallard

visiting north korea? make sure to take plenty of pictures of starving kids

visiting north korea?
 make sure to take plenty of pictures of starving kids  Malicious Advice Mallard

Store clerk trying to sell you merch you don't want? Shit your pants. That'll show them.

Store clerk trying to sell you merch you don't want?
 Shit your pants. That'll show them.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to clean the dust from the inside of your computer? use a vacuum cleaner

Want to clean the dust from the inside of your computer? use a vacuum cleaner  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you accidentily scratch an xbox 360 disk rent/borrow a copy of the game, and switch the disks before returning

if you accidentily scratch an xbox 360 disk  rent/borrow a copy of the game, and switch the disks before returning  Malicious Advice Mallard

finish a piece of minty gum? drink ice cold water it makes it taste better

finish a piece of minty gum? drink ice cold water it makes it taste better  Malicious Advice Mallard

Are you a teen on Reddit? let everyone know, reddit loves to give advice and mold younger minds

Are you a teen on Reddit?
 let everyone know, reddit loves to give advice and mold younger minds  Malicious Advice Mallard

if possible, live west of your 9 to 5 you'll have the sun at your back going to and coming from work

if possible, live west of your 9 to 5 you'll have the sun at your back going to and coming from work  Malicious Advice Mallard

eat at Mcdonald's

eat at Mcdonald's  Malicious Advice Mallard
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