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If you're in the friendzone and actually want sex Remember no can sometimes mean yes

If you're in the friendzone and actually want sex Remember no can sometimes mean yes  Malicious Advice Mallard

Feeling depressed? post on reddit, the positive feedback will brighten your day

Feeling depressed?
 post on reddit, the positive feedback will brighten your day  Malicious Advice Mallard

Finished the pot of coffee at work? Someone else will brew a new pot

Finished the pot of coffee at work? Someone else will brew a new pot  Malicious Advice Mallard

say "I already know that," after everything she says. She will be impressed by your extensive knowledge.

say

When wiping, put some soap on the toilet paper. It will give your anus a nice, clean feel to it.

When wiping, put some soap on the toilet paper.
 It will give your anus a nice, clean feel to it.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you have facial acne, use hand soap it kills oil producing bacteria

If you have facial acne, use hand soap it kills oil producing bacteria  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you made an amateur sex tape Make your partner swear that he won't share the video

If you made an amateur sex tape Make your partner swear that he won't share the video  Malicious Advice Mallard

Time for bed but not feeling tired? Search "Go to sleep" on google images

Time for bed but not feeling tired?
 Search

Feel a need to fap in public immediately? Try fapping through your pockets so people don't know

Feel a need to fap in public immediately?
 Try fapping through your pockets so people don't know   Malicious Advice Mallard

Treat Reddit like a game of golf The lower the score the better

Treat Reddit like a game of golf
 The lower the score the better  Malicious Advice Mallard
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