Malicious Advice Mallard

Do you want to avoid combat? Become a hospital corpsman.

Do you want to avoid combat? Become a hospital corpsman.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Your kids are throwing a tantrum? Just tell them they are tired, they will realize their error and behave.

Your kids are throwing a tantrum? Just tell them they are tired, they will realize their error and behave.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Engineering is easy Especially Biomedical engineering

Engineering is easy Especially Biomedical engineering  Malicious Advice Mallard

Evaluations coming soon at work? Steal your boss' dog, he'll give you a raise when you "find it"

Evaluations coming soon at work?
 Steal your boss' dog, he'll give you a raise when you

Short on Time but need to work out? exercise while showering

Short on Time but need to work out? exercise while showering  Malicious Advice Mallard

Ask every girl if they're pregnant It is a great ice breaker

Ask every girl if they're pregnant It is a great ice breaker  Malicious Advice Mallard

Do you feel it's racist that your college campus hosts black only events? Organize a white only event to get back at them!

Do you feel it's racist that your college campus hosts black only events?
 Organize a white only event to get back at them!  Malicious Advice Mallard

Eat a large meal and your stomach hurts? Go for a run, it'll help settle your stomach and you'll burn calories!

Eat a large meal and your stomach hurts? Go for a run, it'll help settle your stomach and you'll burn calories!  Malicious Advice Mallard

Got morning wood and need to piss? pull back the foreskin, it adds accuracy.

Got morning wood and need to piss? pull back the foreskin, it adds accuracy.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Girls says don't need to wear a condom? DONT She just likes you more than all the other guys she has brought back

Girls says don't need to wear a condom? DONT
 She just likes you more than all the other guys she has brought back  Malicious Advice Mallard
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