Malicious Advice Mallard

Shaving your pubes? go against the grain, it gives a smoother cut

Shaving your pubes? go against the grain, it gives a smoother cut  Malicious Advice Mallard

The more you skip class the more comfortable you will become with skipping

The more you skip class the more comfortable you will become with skipping  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't start no shit Won't be no shit

Don't start no shit Won't be no shit  Malicious Advice Mallard

Missed your flight? Call in a bomb threat

Missed your flight? Call in a bomb threat  Malicious Advice Mallard

the stove isn't lighting leave it on high for two minutes before lighting it with a match

the stove isn't lighting leave it on high for two minutes before lighting it with a match  Malicious Advice Mallard

Cant sleep at night? go on reddit

Cant sleep at night? go on reddit  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to eat food, but don't want to put on weight? Fingers. Throat.

Want to eat food, but don't want to put on weight? Fingers.  Throat.  Malicious Advice Mallard

got free time at work? Expand your vocabulary Google image: smegma

got free time at work? Expand your vocabulary Google image: smegma  Malicious Advice Mallard

Wife asks you what you'd change about her Say "Your last name"

Wife asks you what you'd change about her Say

If your small penis fails to satisfy your partner... try sticking it in her ear!

If your small penis fails to satisfy your partner... try sticking it in her ear!  Malicious Advice Mallard
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