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All the answers on a test question look wrong? leave it blank, teacher is trying to trick you.

All the answers on a test question look wrong? leave it blank, teacher is trying to trick you.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If he has washed his cock, balls and crack give him a special treat blow long and hard down his urethra. that's why it's called a blowjob.

If he has washed his cock, balls and crack give him a special treat blow long and hard down his urethra. that's why it's called a blowjob.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Never say you didn't see them coming Say you saw them but thought they were the devil so you swerved to hit.

Never say you didn't see them coming  Say you saw them but thought they were the devil so you swerved to hit.   Malicious Advice Mallard

you dont need to finish your prescription of antibiotics once you feel better, you are better

you dont need to finish your prescription of antibiotics once you feel better, you are better  Malicious Advice Mallard

Stomach flu? Cocaine helps

Stomach flu? Cocaine helps  Malicious Advice Mallard

EMT ask questions You have a right to remain silent

EMT ask questions
 You have a right to remain silent  Malicious Advice Mallard

meeting an Australian for the first time? tell him/her how much you love the outback steak house

meeting an Australian for the first time?
 tell him/her how much you love the outback steak house  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you like something don't upvote it. Other's will like it too and will upvote it for you

if you like something don't upvote it. Other's will like it too and will upvote it for you  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get promoted into management? Just Do your job well, work hard and have integrity.

Want to get promoted into management?
 Just Do your job well, work hard and have integrity.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to lower property values? Do a driveby where you are looking to buy a house

Want to lower property values?
 Do a driveby where you are looking to buy a house  Malicious Advice Mallard
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