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Go ahead, block imgur productivity is sure to go up, and nobody will mind at all

Go ahead, block imgur
 productivity is sure to go up, and nobody will mind at all  Malicious Advice Mallard

pet keeps peeing on the carpet? kill it

pet keeps peeing on the carpet? kill it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have an exam tomorrow? stay up all night studying

Have an exam tomorrow? stay up all night studying  Malicious Advice Mallard

Your SSD running out of space? defrag the disk

Your SSD running out of space?
 defrag the disk   Malicious Advice Mallard

need to clear your sinuses? eat some phaal and jalapenos

need to clear your sinuses? eat some phaal and jalapenos  Malicious Advice Mallard

Write "I have a gun, hand over the money" on the back of a deposit slip Then put it back in the pile

Write

WANT TO get back together with your ex? tell them everything they've done wrong in your relationship. They're bound to see your point.

WANT TO get back together with your ex? tell them everything they've done wrong in your relationship. They're bound to see your point.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Your ex-Girlfriend wants to hang out one-on-one to "catch up?" ...I'm sure your current girlfriend won't mind one bit.

Your ex-Girlfriend wants to hang out one-on-one to

Your girlfriend treats you like shit? Stay with her. She's the best you'll get.

Your girlfriend treats you like shit? Stay with her. She's the best you'll get.   Malicious Advice Mallard

QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK, QUACK QUACK QUACK QUAAAAAACK!

QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK, QUACK QUACK QUACK QUAAAAAACK!  Malicious Advice Mallard
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