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next time your wife asks, "how do i look in this dress?" reply, "better than my girlfriend." she will appreciate the compliment.

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is your mother in law constantly nagging you? call her a cunt

is your mother in law constantly nagging you? call her a cunt Malicious Advice Mallard
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If your friend does not answer your text, Then just show up at their home, they won't mind

If your friend does not answer your text, Then just show up at their home, they won't mind Malicious Advice Mallard
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Think you might be pregnant? Throw yourself down the stairs

Think you might be pregnant? Throw yourself down the stairs Malicious Advice Mallard
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Put shutdown.exe in their startup folder

Put shutdown.exe in their startup folder Malicious Advice Mallard
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the best april fools' day tricks are played on april 2nd

the best april fools' day tricks are played on april 2nd Malicious Advice Mallard
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a good habit to maintain a healthy heart is to eat nothing but greasy food greasy foods lubricate your veins, making it easier for blood to glide through.

a good habit to maintain a healthy heart is to eat nothing but greasy food greasy foods lubricate your veins, making it easier for blood to glide through. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Use your favorite song as your alarm clock You will wake up faster and with a better mood

Use your favorite song as your alarm clock You will wake up faster and with a better mood Malicious Advice Mallard
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want your son to calm down while playing video games? ask him if he's having any fun

want your son to calm down while playing video games? ask him if he's having any fun Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you'd say it in front of your spouse it's okay to say at work

If you'd say it in front of your spouse it's okay to say at work Malicious Advice Mallard
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