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Start chewing tobacco it'll totally help

Start chewing tobacco
 it'll totally help  Malicious Advice Mallard

no text back in 5 hours? Just keep sending her texts with progressively more kisses each time, until she answers.

no text back in 5 hours?
 Just keep sending her texts with progressively more kisses each time, until she answers.  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you want to be upvoted for a confession bear start with "i think"

if you want to be upvoted for a confession bear
 start with

Computer problems? Delete your system 32

Computer problems? Delete your system 32  Malicious Advice Mallard

Getting downvotes? complain. they'll feel sorry and up vote

Getting downvotes? complain. they'll feel sorry and up vote  Malicious Advice Mallard

WANT TO LAST LONGER DURING SEX? TRY MORE FOREPLAY BEFORE ACTUAL PENETRATION.

WANT TO LAST LONGER DURING SEX? TRY MORE FOREPLAY BEFORE ACTUAL PENETRATION.  Malicious Advice Mallard

When sending snapchats Cover your privates with the blue button that takes the picture.

When sending snapchats Cover your privates with the blue button that takes the picture.   Malicious Advice Mallard

the piratebay

 the piratebay  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want a six pack stomach? Binge drink. vomiting is a great abdominal workout.

Want a six pack stomach?
 Binge drink. vomiting is a great abdominal workout.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Just farted in the shower? Hold your breath

Just farted in the shower? Hold your breath  Malicious Advice Mallard
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