Malicious Advice Mallard

Wreck your car on the first date She will marry you for sure

Wreck your car on the first date
 She will marry you for sure  Malicious Advice Mallard

Looking to buy a new game? Try the new Sim City. It's all anyone is talking about.

Looking to buy a new game?
 Try the new Sim City. It's all anyone is talking about.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Drank too much and seeing double? Close one eye and you can drive

Drank too much and seeing double? Close one eye and you can drive  Malicious Advice Mallard

need a break from writing a paper just browse reddit for a few minutes

need a break from writing a paper just browse reddit for a few minutes  Malicious Advice Mallard

your professor hasn't put in the test grades after two days? send him an email to ask what you got

your professor hasn't put in the test grades after two days?
 send him an email to ask what you got  Malicious Advice Mallard

Lost your 3ds stylus? just use a pen

Lost your 3ds stylus?
 just use a pen  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't pick up trash It gives litterbugs justification and the trash can carry germs

Don't pick up trash It gives litterbugs justification and the trash can carry germs  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you need to talk to a real person at the IRS Dial 9-1-1 and ask the police to redirect you

If you need to talk to a real person at the IRS Dial 9-1-1 and ask the police to redirect you  Malicious Advice Mallard

when jerking off, clean up with dryer lint it's softer and can be thrown out after one use

when jerking off, clean up with dryer lint it's softer and can be thrown out after one use  Malicious Advice Mallard

Going out to dinner with your GFs family? Deny her fathers request and offer to pay for your own food. He'll love that.

Going out to dinner with your GFs family? Deny her fathers request and offer to pay for your own food. He'll love that.   Malicious Advice Mallard
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