Malicious Advice Mallard

End of the World Next week Better Max out your Credit Cards

End of the World Next week
 Better Max out your Credit Cards  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you are flying and see a wooden duck go investigate, they are full of free bread

if you are flying and see a wooden duck go investigate, they are full of free bread  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want your food to heat up in the middle as fast as it does on the outside? Put it in the microwave with a fork touching the center

Want your food to heat up in the middle as fast as it does on the outside? Put it in the microwave with a fork touching the center  Malicious Advice Mallard

Treat a Girl like dirt She'll stick to you like mud

Treat a Girl like dirt She'll stick to you like mud  Malicious Advice Mallard

have last minute homework, but want to hang out with your friends? bring it with you, that way you can study and hang out with friends at the same time.

have last minute homework, but want to hang out with your friends? bring it with you, that way you can study and hang out  with friends at the same time.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want her to swallow? Shove your dick down her throat.....chicks love that

Want her to swallow? Shove your dick down her throat.....chicks love that  Malicious Advice Mallard

Mmmmmmmmm Red Velvet Duck cake

Mmmmmmmmm Red Velvet Duck cake  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to know why you dont feel good? google it

want to know why you dont feel good? google it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Relationship advice? Ask Taylor Swift

Relationship advice? Ask Taylor Swift  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to have sex? Do it in public, no one will be watching and it will never hit the internet

Want to have sex? Do it in public, no one will be watching and it will never hit the internet  Malicious Advice Mallard
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