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Take a five minute break from studying to browse reddit you won't be on reddit for two hours

Take a five minute break from studying to browse reddit you won't be on reddit for two hours Malicious Advice Mallard
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Can't decide what shoes to wear? Wear one of each.

Can't decide what shoes to wear? Wear one of each. Malicious Advice Mallard
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it is a scientific fact that gravitational force is proportionate to the square of an object's mass so the more weight you gain, the more attractive you'll become

it is a scientific fact that gravitational force is proportionate to the square of an object's mass so the more weight you gain, the more attractive you'll become Malicious Advice Mallard
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need to vent? Call 911. They cant hang up

need to vent? Call 911. They cant hang up Malicious Advice Mallard
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a dog bit you? approach it again to get some of it's hair

a dog bit you? approach it again to get some of it's hair Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you are about to cheat on your significant other masturbate in the bathroom before and you will last longer

If you are about to cheat on your significant other masturbate in the bathroom before and you will last longer Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't Read Books You have the internet now

Don't Read Books You have the internet now Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you cheat on your girlfriend, tell her honestly about it That way she will learn to trust you

If you cheat on your girlfriend, tell her honestly about it That way she will learn to trust you Malicious Advice Mallard
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Eat most of your daily calories before bed it fuels your body up and gets your digestive system ready for the next day

Eat most of your daily calories before bed it fuels your body up and gets your digestive system ready for the next day Malicious Advice Mallard
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Got pulled over? Tell them you were too drunk to see the speedometer

Got pulled over? Tell them you were too drunk to see the speedometer Malicious Advice Mallard
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