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Tell the officer you're under the influence He will understand and let you go

Tell the officer you're under the influence He will understand and let you go Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to make an amateur sex tape? Get a large tattoo in a highly visible place afterwards.

Want to make an amateur sex tape? Get a large tattoo in a highly visible place afterwards. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Can't find a cut in your mouth? Eat a lemon

Can't find a cut in your mouth? Eat a lemon Malicious Advice Mallard
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Can't get past that level? bang your controller every time you make a mistake. it should fix the problem, while at the same time calm you down.

Can't get past that level? bang your controller every time you make a mistake. it should fix the problem, while at the same time calm you down. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Your girlfriend really does look fat in that dress? Tell her. Honesty is the best policy

Your girlfriend really does look fat in that dress? Tell her. Honesty is the best policy Malicious Advice Mallard
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You can't afford kids? JUST do what i did. have 'em now and let the state pay for them.

You can't afford kids? JUST do what i did. have 'em now and let the state pay for them. Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you want a deep voice swallow some nails

If you want a deep voice swallow some nails Malicious Advice Mallard
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Can't smoke weed because of a drug test? Get a prescription for adderall and start doing coke

Can't smoke weed because of a drug test? Get a prescription for adderall and start doing coke Malicious Advice Mallard
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Item didn't scan? make a joke that it should be free, the cashier has never heard that one before

Item didn't scan? make a joke that it should be free, the cashier has never heard that one before Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't do your dishes continuously. Let it build for a number of days. The large amount of dirty dishes will motivate you even more to get it done

Don't do your dishes continuously. Let it build for a number of days. The large amount of dirty dishes will motivate you even more to get it done Malicious Advice Mallard
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