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If you want to take a break at work bring a pack of cigarettes. You won't get addicted if you only smoke at work.

If you want to take a break at work bring a pack of cigarettes. You won't get addicted if you only smoke at work. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Brother or sister borrowing your clothes? Gain a bunch of weight so they don't fit into them anymore

Brother or sister borrowing your clothes? Gain a bunch of weight so they don't fit into them anymore Malicious Advice Mallard
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Use cruise control you are now free to move about the car...and drink.

Use cruise control you are now free to move about the car...and drink. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Ant Problem? Ants hate jelly so spead it in areas that you don't want ants

Ant Problem? Ants hate jelly so spead it in areas that you don't want ants Malicious Advice Mallard
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Like to drive slow? Stay in the left lane. it's easier for cars to pass on the right side.

Like to drive slow? Stay in the left lane. it's easier for cars to pass on the right side. Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you've been drinking, and have the bed spins It's just your body staring to sober up. Get out of bed, take a shot of vodka, then try laying down again.

If you've been drinking, and have the bed spins It's just your body staring to sober up. Get out of bed, take a shot of vodka, then try laying down again. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Be nice to girls You'll be entitled to have sex with them because of it

Be nice to girls You'll be entitled to have sex with them because of it Malicious Advice Mallard
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Stressed over finals? masturbate during class

Stressed over finals? masturbate during class Malicious Advice Mallard
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If someone fucks you over in a relationship go to revengecrabs.com and buy a colony of crabs. then secretly infest their bed when you pick up your stuff.

If someone fucks you over in a relationship go to revengecrabs.com and buy a colony of crabs. then secretly infest their bed when you pick up your stuff. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Having trouble getting comment karma? Type in all caps so people can see your comments more easily

Having trouble getting comment karma? Type in all caps so people can see your comments more easily Malicious Advice Mallard
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