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If you have trouble waking up in the morning Drink an entire pot of coffee before you go to bed

If you have trouble waking up in the morning Drink an entire pot of coffee before you go to bed Malicious Advice Mallard
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girlfriend says she wont do anal? it's because she just hasn't tried it yet. get it in there.

girlfriend says she wont do anal? it's because she just hasn't tried it yet. get it in there. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Car stuck in the snow? Throw some roofing nails under your tires to add traction

Car stuck in the snow? Throw some roofing nails under your tires to add traction Malicious Advice Mallard
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If a girl touches you, even if by accident She wants the D

If a girl touches you, even if by accident She wants the D Malicious Advice Mallard
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Wife Mad? Ask her if she's 'PMS'ing

Wife Mad? Ask her if she's 'PMS'ing Malicious Advice Mallard
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barely getting by on your minimum-wage job? go have a bunch of kids

barely getting by on your minimum-wage job? go have a bunch of kids Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need a good antivirus? Try McAfee

Need a good antivirus? Try McAfee Malicious Advice Mallard
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WHEN GOING DOWNTOWN IF IT SMELLS LIKE FISH IT'S A DISH. IF IT SMELLS LIKE COLOGNE LEAVE IT ALONE

WHEN GOING DOWNTOWN IF IT SMELLS LIKE FISH IT'S A DISH. IF IT SMELLS LIKE COLOGNE LEAVE IT ALONE Malicious Advice Mallard
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if you want to get tons of karma from a post go to an artist's website and post a drawing off there claiming your wife drew it

if you want to get tons of karma from a post go to an artist's website and post a drawing off there claiming your wife drew it Malicious Advice Mallard
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tip your female bartenders they will remember who you are, provide faster service, and put out

tip your female bartenders they will remember who you are, provide faster service, and put out Malicious Advice Mallard
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