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If a cop pulls you over Shoot him and bury the corpse

If a cop pulls you over Shoot him and bury the corpse Malicious Advice Mallard
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Buy used clothes that are too big for you then tell people you're losing weight so they'll leave you alone

Buy used clothes that are too big for you then tell people you're losing weight so they'll leave you alone Malicious Advice Mallard
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Taking a drug test for a new job? Celebrate beforehand by eating a poppy seed bagel

Taking a drug test for a new job? Celebrate beforehand by eating a poppy seed bagel Malicious Advice Mallard
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IF YOU HAVEN'T SPENT ENOUGH TIME STUDYING FOR AN EXAM SET THE FIRE ALARM OFF ON THE DAY OF THE EXAM - THEY'RE BOUND TO RESCHEDULE IT.

IF YOU HAVEN'T SPENT ENOUGH TIME STUDYING FOR AN EXAM SET THE FIRE ALARM OFF ON THE DAY OF THE EXAM - THEY'RE BOUND TO RESCHEDULE IT. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Pee on a cloth and rub it around your bathroom mirror It will leave the mirror streak-free and the uric acid will will act as a water repellant

Pee on a cloth and rub it around your bathroom mirror It will leave the mirror streak-free and the uric acid will will act as a water repellant Malicious Advice Mallard
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Feeling down and need some encouragement? Submit a post to reedit. the reddit community will encourage and uplift you with upvotes and constructive comments.

Feeling down and need some encouragement? Submit a post to reedit. the reddit community will encourage and uplift you with upvotes and constructive comments. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Too much traffic slowing you down? Tailgate the person in front of you as close as you can, Everybody will speed up for you.

Too much traffic slowing you down? Tailgate the person in front of you as close as you can, Everybody will speed up for you. Malicious Advice Mallard
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drunk and need to go to your job? just try some cocaine, it'll counteract the alchol in no time!

drunk and need to go to your job? just try some cocaine, it'll counteract the alchol in no time! Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to repost something ? Do it on your cakeday, nobody is mean to you on your cakeday

Want to repost something ? Do it on your cakeday, nobody is mean to you on your cakeday Malicious Advice Mallard
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unsure of how to pronounce 'gif'? just say 'gift' without the 't'

unsure of how to pronounce 'gif'? just say 'gift' without the 't' Malicious Advice Mallard
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