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Want a quick snack Put a egg in the microwave for roughly a minute

Want a quick snack Put a egg in the microwave for roughly a minute Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want your crush to love you without saying a word to her? Facebook > Right Click on a status update > Inspect Element > Hover over the codes until you see a box covering only the status update > Edit as HTML > Change only the words that appear in the stat

Want your crush to love you without saying a word to her? Facebook > Right Click on a status update > Inspect Element > Hover over the codes until you see a box covering only the status update > Edit as HTML > Change only the words that appear in the stat Malicious Advice Mallard
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if she gets emotional over something minor blame her period

if she gets emotional over something minor blame her period Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you want to lose weight just drink beer and do nothing all day

If you want to lose weight just drink beer and do nothing all day Malicious Advice Mallard
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Immune system rejecting an implant? Get AIDS to supress it

Immune system rejecting an implant? Get AIDS to supress it Malicious Advice Mallard
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Having problems? Not good with the ladies? Drench yourself in AXE spray, they'll come crawling to you

Having problems? Not good with the ladies? Drench yourself in AXE spray, they'll come crawling to you Malicious Advice Mallard
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if you need to remember to take something with you when you leave the house place the item on top of your car keys

if you need to remember to take something with you when you leave the house place the item on top of your car keys Malicious Advice Mallard
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Use both feet to press the gas pedal and the brake pedal at the same time It will make your car go faster

Use both feet to press the gas pedal and the brake pedal at the same time It will make your car go faster Malicious Advice Mallard
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when your interviewer asks why you want to quit your current job tell him how much you hate your boss

when your interviewer asks why you want to quit your current job tell him how much you hate your boss Malicious Advice Mallard
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if you get a bloody nose when you're doing cocaine do more cocaine. The cocaine will clot your nose and stop the bleeding

if you get a bloody nose when you're doing cocaine do more cocaine. The cocaine will clot your nose and stop the bleeding Malicious Advice Mallard
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