Malicious Advice Mallard

Having a rough day? You should fap. It'll make you feel better.

Having a rough day? You should fap.  It'll make you feel better.  Malicious Advice Mallard

dont set your clock back one hour when daylight saving time kicks in you won't have to set it an hour forward 5 months later

dont set your clock back one hour when daylight saving time kicks in
 you won't have to set it an hour forward 5 months later  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to double your money at the strip club? rip your bills in half and roll the torn side in

Want to double your money at the strip club?
 rip your bills in half and roll the torn side in  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get laid? Tell her you love her no matter how much she weighs

Want to get laid? Tell her you love her no matter how much she weighs  Malicious Advice Mallard

improve your gas mileage by putting a cup of sugar in your fuel tank

improve your gas mileage by putting a cup of sugar in your fuel tank  Malicious Advice Mallard

want people on reddit to respect you? make one of these bad memes

want people on reddit to respect you? make one of these bad memes    Malicious Advice Mallard

Download RES Tap Z and J when browsing new

Download RES Tap Z and J when browsing new  Malicious Advice Mallard

Buy a used game from gamestop Exchange it at walmart for a new copy

Buy a used game from gamestop Exchange it at walmart for a new copy  Malicious Advice Mallard

ALWAYS TAKE DATING ADVICE FROM ANIMALS AND REDDITORS

ALWAYS TAKE DATING ADVICE  FROM ANIMALS AND REDDITORS  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to spice things up in the bedroom have your girlfriend put dry ice in her mouth when she goes down on you

want to spice things up in the bedroom have your girlfriend put dry ice in her mouth when she goes down on you  Malicious Advice Mallard
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