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just put it in her butt she'll love it

just put it in her butt she'll love it  Malicious Advice Mallard

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new to reddit? go ahead and subscribe to /r/morbidreality and /r/spacedicks  Malicious Advice Mallard

type good advice here for easy upvotes

type good advice here for easy upvotes  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have a complaint about the government? Call somebody and tell them, the NSA will hear you

Have a complaint about the government? Call somebody and tell them, the NSA will hear you  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to make a lot of money? Use all of your savings to bet on a power outage at the next Super Bowl

Want to make a lot of money? Use all of your savings to bet on a power outage at the next Super Bowl  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you have a Headache or a hangover Eating a spoon full of ground cinnamon will cure it

If you have a Headache or a hangover Eating a spoon full of ground cinnamon will cure it  Malicious Advice Mallard

not sure if your chicken is fried all the way through? just eat it in the the dark

not sure if your chicken is fried all the way through? just eat it in the the dark  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you really like someone but they don't like you back, rape them

if you really like someone but they don't like you back, rape them  Malicious Advice Mallard

Dont know what to get your wife for Valentines Just ask her what she likes

Dont know what to get your wife for Valentines Just ask her what she likes  Malicious Advice Mallard

Constipated? A cigarette will clear you right up.

Constipated?  A cigarette will clear you right up.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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