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Marry a woman you hate it will cause you to stay at work longer and you will rocket to success

Marry a woman you hate it will cause you to stay at work longer and you will rocket to success Malicious Advice Mallard
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Your ice cream is too hard to scoop? just microwave the spoon, it will scoop out with ease

Your ice cream is too hard to scoop? just microwave the spoon, it will scoop out with ease Malicious Advice Mallard
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have a random boner? cut your wrists, it'll slow the blood flow

have a random boner? cut your wrists, it'll slow the blood flow Malicious Advice Mallard
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Haven't worked out for awhile bro? Hit it as hard as possible on your first time back

Haven't worked out for awhile bro? Hit it as hard as possible on your first time back Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't want to strip a screw? Use an extra big screwdriver for more traction

Don't want to strip a screw? Use an extra big screwdriver for more traction Malicious Advice Mallard
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Drive with the radio really loud. It makes you more alert. You dont need to hear anything outside your car.

Drive with the radio really loud. It makes you more alert. You dont need to hear anything outside your car. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Keep a bag of weed in your car To distract theives from your valuables

Keep a bag of weed in your car To distract theives from your valuables Malicious Advice Mallard
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Mother's day is in two weeks you have been warned

Mother's day is in two weeks you have been warned Malicious Advice Mallard
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put a lot of text in your meme people will love to spend 10 min reading your post.

put a lot of text in your meme people will love to spend 10 min reading your post. Malicious Advice Mallard
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friendzoned by a girl? kill her

friendzoned by a girl? kill her Malicious Advice Mallard
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