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Don't Bother Calling your Mom Today Just Change your facebook status

Don't Bother Calling your Mom Today 
 Just Change your facebook status   Malicious Advice Mallard

Slow computer when using .net? just remove older versions of it from your computer

Slow computer when using  .net?
 just remove older versions of it from your computer  Malicious Advice Mallard

Going to bed too late and waking up too late? Skip sleeping one night, you will go to bed nice and early the next night

Going to bed too late and waking up too late? Skip sleeping one night, you will go to bed nice and early the next night  Malicious Advice Mallard

Make more confession bears people love them

Make more confession bears people love them  Malicious Advice Mallard

If a woman ever accidentally makes physical contact with you she totally wants the D Go for it champ

If a woman ever accidentally makes physical contact with you she totally wants the D              Go for it champ  Malicious Advice Mallard

Tired of jehovah's witnesses at your door shoot them

Tired of jehovah's witnesses at your door shoot them  Malicious Advice Mallard

First time going down on a girl? Write the numbers 1-10 with your tongue and if she doesn't like one then tough shit

First time going down on a girl? Write the numbers 1-10 with your tongue and if she doesn't like one then tough shit  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want comment Karma but someone said what you were going to say? Write 'I came here to say that' so people upvote out of sympathy

Want comment Karma but someone said what you were going to say? Write 'I came here to say that' 
so people upvote out of sympathy  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to quit smoking? Get pregnant so you have to .

Want to quit smoking? Get pregnant so you have to .  Malicious Advice Mallard

Ran out of contact solution try tap water

Ran out of contact solution try tap water  Malicious Advice Mallard
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