Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get rid the minty taste from brushing your teeth? Don't brush them at all.

Want to get rid the minty taste from brushing your teeth? Don't brush them at all.  Malicious Advice Mallard

when Chris hanson says "you are free to go" you better get up and run before the cops arrive

when Chris hanson says

headache wont go away? eat an entire bottle of advil

headache wont go away? eat an entire bottle of advil  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to make friends on reddit? Just make an grammatical error

Want to make friends on reddit? Just make an grammatical error  Malicious Advice Mallard

the first step to a relationship is the friend zone

the first step to a relationship is the friend zone  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want your post to get to the front page? Create a bunch of throwaways to upvote it

Want your post to get to the front page? Create a bunch of throwaways to upvote it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Trust all TIL's on april fools day

Trust all TIL's
 on april fools day  Malicious Advice Mallard

Just inquire about a threesome You're a winner and you deserve it

Just inquire about a threesome You're a winner and you deserve it  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you have man boobs flex your pectorals while jogging to prevent jiggling

If you have man boobs flex your pectorals while jogging to prevent jiggling  Malicious Advice Mallard

She's overreacting? Just explain that she's overreacting. She'll understand.

She's overreacting? Just explain that she's overreacting. She'll understand.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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