Malicious Advice Mallard

Want your S.O. To get back with you, Sleep with them and do whatever they want, I swear they will come crawling back.

Want your S.O. To get back with you, Sleep with them and do whatever they want, I swear they will come crawling back.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Use the N word loudly around black people They will respect your cojones for doing it.

Use the N word loudly around black people
 They will respect your cojones for doing it.  Malicious Advice Mallard

masturbate before working out It will make you stronger

masturbate before working out It will make you stronger  Malicious Advice Mallard

going to a black neighborhood and want to fit in? use the 'n' word, they take it friendly amongst each other

going to a black neighborhood and want to fit in? use the 'n' word, they take it friendly amongst each other  Malicious Advice Mallard

You can always ghostwipe after eating mexican food

You can always ghostwipe
 after eating mexican food  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't listen to my evil twin

Don't listen to my evil twin  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need more money at school? Sell drugs to first years

Need more money at school? Sell drugs to first years  Malicious Advice Mallard

I only had sex with that dead duck for an hour Because some guy was taking notes on my form.

I only had sex with that dead duck for an hour
 Because some guy was taking notes on my form.  Malicious Advice Mallard

while Making a right hand turn Slam on the Brakes and don't use your blinker Caption 3 goes here

while Making a right hand turn
 Slam on the Brakes and
don't use your blinker Caption 3 goes here  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have an early morning final exam? Enjoy a nutritional, late-night meal of hot wings the night before.

Have an early morning final exam?
 Enjoy a nutritional, late-night meal of hot wings the night before.   Malicious Advice Mallard
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