Malicious Advice Mallard

If you need advice listen to the red mallard

If you need advice  listen to the red mallard  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you accidentally scratch an xbox 360 disc rent a copy of the game and return your scratched disc

If you accidentally scratch an xbox 360 disc rent a copy of the game and return your scratched disc   Malicious Advice Mallard

Cayenne got your tongue? Try soothing it with a piping hot beverage.

Cayenne got your tongue? Try soothing it with a piping hot beverage.  Malicious Advice Mallard

too many scratches on your DVD Disk? put it in the microwave

too many scratches on your DVD Disk? put it in the microwave  Malicious Advice Mallard

Having trouble getting laid? Chase your mate around until he dies then rape his corpse.

Having trouble getting laid?
 Chase your mate around until he dies then rape his corpse.  Malicious Advice Mallard

computer broken? delete hal.dll

computer broken? delete hal.dll  Malicious Advice Mallard

marriage failing? have a threesome to keep things interesting

marriage failing? have a threesome to keep things interesting  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want your boyfriend to take you seriously? Wear uggs

Want your boyfriend to take you seriously? Wear uggs  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to visit a clean subreddit? try r/spacedicks

Want to visit a clean subreddit?
 try r/spacedicks  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to sober up fast? Just drink more. You will throw up and get rid of all the alcohol in your system. Caption 3 goes here

Need to sober up fast? Just drink more.  You will throw up and get rid of all the alcohol in your system. Caption 3 goes here  Malicious Advice Mallard
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