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If you don't want your iPhone to auto-rotate Microwave it

If you don't want your iPhone to auto-rotate Microwave it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Trying to move ducklings across lake? try taking a shortcut between the fishing boats

Trying to move ducklings across lake? try taking a shortcut between the fishing boats  Malicious Advice Mallard

Out of AA batteries? Just put them in the microwave for a couple minutes to charge them back up

Out of AA batteries? Just put them in the microwave for a couple minutes to charge them back up  Malicious Advice Mallard

It's only illegal If you get caught

It's only illegal If you get caught  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't listen To the other duck

Don't listen  To the other duck  Malicious Advice Mallard

About to go down on a girl and notice she's a bit funky? Use a jolly rancher

About to go down on a girl and notice she's a bit funky? Use a jolly rancher  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to avoid quick questions? Concoct easily-detectable lie for boss.

Want to avoid quick questions? Concoct easily-detectable lie for boss.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to make a meme? You should use a duck

Want to make a meme? You should use a duck  Malicious Advice Mallard

Had a crash when driving drunk? Run for it - it's better to get cited for leaving an accident than a ban for drunk driving

Had a crash when driving drunk?
 Run for it - it's better to get cited for leaving an accident than a ban for drunk driving  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to cause major problems at any retail store? switch shelf tags around. it will cause major problems and confusion when they order

Want to cause major problems at any retail store?
 switch shelf tags around. it will cause major problems and confusion when they order  Malicious Advice Mallard
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