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Just follow the advice of "college freshman" Here at reddit, we use that meme to show you how to succeed in college

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Need to get away from the wife for a little while? Tell her you're going out of town for work training but instead spend a week at a hotel playing video games and reading reddit

Need to get away from the wife for a little while?
 Tell her you're going out of town for work training but instead spend a week at a hotel playing video games and reading reddit  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you can physically do it then it's legal

if you can physically do it
 then it's legal  Malicious Advice Mallard

Losing passion in your relationship? Have an affair, it will increase your sex drive.

Losing passion in your relationship? Have an affair, it will increase your sex drive.  Malicious Advice Mallard

wife hates it when you fart in front of her? clap really loud before every fart and it'll seem less loud

wife hates it when you fart in front of her? clap really loud before every fart and it'll seem less loud  Malicious Advice Mallard

Trying to decide which font to use for wedding invitations? use comic sans

Trying to decide which font to use for wedding invitations? use comic sans  Malicious Advice Mallard

Snap your fingers at them Your computer will get fixed much faster

Snap your fingers at them
 Your computer will get fixed much faster  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to make extra money at work? have a certain item that you can make fake receipts for and when someone buys it in cash don't ring it up and give them the fake receipt

want to make extra money at work?
 have a certain item that you can make fake receipts for and when someone buys it in cash don't ring it up and give them the fake receipt  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to throw someone in a pool? Ask to borrow their cell phone, then throw the cell phone into the water along with them

Want to throw someone in a pool? Ask to borrow their cell phone, then throw the cell phone into the water along with them  Malicious Advice Mallard

Closet lesbian in love with your boyfriend's sister? Suggest a three way

Closet lesbian in love with your boyfriend's sister? Suggest a three way  Malicious Advice Mallard
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