Malicious Advice Mallard

want to win an argument? compare your opposition to hitler before they can

want to win an argument?
 compare your opposition to hitler before they can  Malicious Advice Mallard

if your post is in reference to another post don't tell anyone what it is. redditors enjoy the challenege of figuring it out for themselves.

if your post is in reference to another post don't tell anyone what it is. redditors enjoy the challenege of figuring it out for themselves.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If she presses her leg against yours, it's not an accident: she's attracted to you. anyway, enjoy the tokyo metro

If she presses her leg against yours, it's not an accident: she's attracted to you. anyway, enjoy the tokyo metro  Malicious Advice Mallard

the long term effects of codeine are extremely dangerous just switch to molly instead.

the long term effects of codeine are extremely dangerous
 just switch to molly instead.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Looking for fun on a Saturday night? Get drunk and watch "Flight"

Looking for fun on a Saturday night?
 Get drunk and watch

If you have a canker sore bite it and rub it with your tongue as often as possible

If you have a canker sore
 bite it and rub it with your tongue as often as possible  Malicious Advice Mallard

Oxytocin causes love and bonding So if you are fucking a girl you aren't into, don't let her come.

Oxytocin causes love and bonding So if you are fucking a girl you aren't into, don't let her come.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't tell people to "smile" tell them to "buck up buttercup"

Don't tell people to

Walk in They are probably studying

Walk in They are probably studying  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to go out to eat? Go to the restaurant right before they close. That way you'll beat the crowd

Want to go out to eat? Go to the restaurant right before they close. That way you'll beat the crowd   Malicious Advice Mallard
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