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Looking to get a girlfriend? find a woman and talk to her with respect.

Looking to get a girlfriend? find a woman and talk to her with respect. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't use a turn signal It'll help make other drivers more alert

Don't use a turn signal It'll help make other drivers more alert Malicious Advice Mallard
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If someone fucks you over in a relationship Set their fucking car on fire. you'll Warm their icy heart with a raging inferno.

If someone fucks you over in a relationship Set their fucking car on fire. you'll Warm their icy heart with a raging inferno. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to pleasure your boyfriend but don't want to do anything sexual? Have sex with him

Want to pleasure your boyfriend but don't want to do anything sexual? Have sex with him Malicious Advice Mallard
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when you see an old picture of your girlfriend tell her how skinny she used to be. it will motivate her to be healthy and happy

when you see an old picture of your girlfriend tell her how skinny she used to be. it will motivate her to be healthy and happy Malicious Advice Mallard
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two shakes is enough

two shakes is enough Malicious Advice Mallard
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if your boyfriend hits you fight back. he'll realize you aren't scared and back off.

if your boyfriend hits you fight back. he'll realize you aren't scared and back off. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need to silence your fart? push hard with your mouth wide open.

Need to silence your fart? push hard with your mouth wide open. Malicious Advice Mallard
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The best way to make a Best Friend Is to MAKE them

The best way to make a Best Friend Is to MAKE them Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't want your boyfriend to ejaculate in your mouth? Tell him you'd prefer a facial.

Don't want your boyfriend to ejaculate in your mouth? Tell him you'd prefer a facial. Malicious Advice Mallard
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