Malicious Advice Mallard

Want reddit gold? pretend you're suicidal. You get gold and others feel like they helped out someone. win-win!

Want reddit gold?
 pretend you're suicidal.  You get gold and others feel like they helped out someone.  win-win!  Malicious Advice Mallard

Shave your ass while pooping the natural motions will make for an easy glide

Shave your ass while pooping the natural motions will make for an easy glide   Malicious Advice Mallard

If you don't like giving blowjobs than become a lesbian

If you don't like giving blowjobs
 than become a lesbian   Malicious Advice Mallard

When you have a stuffy nose, and both your nostrils are clogged Try cocaine

When you have a stuffy nose, and both your nostrils are clogged Try cocaine  Malicious Advice Mallard

Conservative Republican new on reddit? Express your views on r/politics. They'll appreciate it.

Conservative Republican new on reddit? Express your views on r/politics. They'll appreciate it.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Ran out of Icing for your cupcakes? Use toothpaste

Ran out of Icing for your cupcakes? Use toothpaste  Malicious Advice Mallard

On her period? Tell her she's just Ovary-acting

On her period? Tell her she's just 
Ovary-acting  Malicious Advice Mallard

GIVE BREAD CRUMBS TO THE GREEN MALLARD BREAD CRUMBS ARE GREAT FOR MALLARDS HEALTH

GIVE BREAD CRUMBS TO THE GREEN MALLARD BREAD CRUMBS ARE GREAT FOR MALLARDS HEALTH  Malicious Advice Mallard

Heard a new song you really liked? put it as alarm in the morning so you hear it everyday

Heard a new song you really liked? put it as alarm in the morning so you hear it everyday  Malicious Advice Mallard

your girlfriend got a bad haircut? let her know it looks awful, she will appreciate your honesty.

your girlfriend got a bad haircut? let her know it looks awful, she will appreciate your honesty.   Malicious Advice Mallard
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