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It's okay to view /r/WTF pictures right before going to bed Your subconscious doesn't use anything seen less than 2 hours before bed as subject material for dreams

It's okay to view /r/WTF pictures right before going to bed
 Your subconscious doesn't use anything seen less than 2 hours before bed as subject material for dreams  Malicious Advice Mallard

pee is clear? drink more beer

pee is clear? drink more beer  Malicious Advice Mallard

In an argument with someone? Keep repeating the same point, they'll cave eventually

In an argument with someone? Keep repeating the same point, they'll cave eventually  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to browse two subreddits at the same time? Just type in: Reddit.com/r/gonewild+spacedicks

Want to browse two subreddits at the same time? Just type in:
Reddit.com/r/gonewild+spacedicks  Malicious Advice Mallard

Always Stick your dick in crazy

Always
 Stick your dick in crazy  Malicious Advice Mallard

Drop the soap when you're in the prison showers Your butt hole will be seen as you proving your dominance

Drop the soap when you're in the prison showers Your butt hole will be seen as you proving your dominance  Malicious Advice Mallard

Remember Mother's Day is in 2 weeks

Remember  Mother's Day is in 2 weeks   Malicious Advice Mallard

your long term relationship just ended badly? buy an animal that will live with you for at least 15 years so you can forget about it and move on

your long term relationship just ended badly?
 buy an animal that will live with 
you for at least 15 years so you 
can forget about it and move on  Malicious Advice Mallard

drop of knife while cooking? catch it!

drop of knife while cooking? catch it!  Malicious Advice Mallard

Never been to a strip club? Wear gym shorts, it'll keep your balls cool.

Never been to a strip club? Wear gym shorts, it'll keep your balls cool.   Malicious Advice Mallard
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