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Keep plagiarizing on reddit just make sure to put "not sure if repost" in title

Keep plagiarizing on reddit just make sure to put

colorblind? do everything i say; i'm actual advice mallard!

colorblind? do everything i say; i'm actual advice mallard!  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you're late for work Tell them you had explosive diarrhea

If you're late for work Tell them you had explosive diarrhea   Malicious Advice Mallard

If you're planning to go on a date with a girl, make sure you tell her how great of a father you will be to her children. she will think of you as responsible and thoughtful

If you're planning to go on a date with a girl, make sure you tell her how great of a father you will be to her children. she will think of you as responsible and thoughtful  Malicious Advice Mallard

Beer not cold enough? Just put a few ice cubes in it

Beer not cold enough? Just put a few ice cubes in it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Red Mallards always lie And Blue ones always tell the truth

Red Mallards always lie
 And Blue ones always tell the truth  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you speed by a cop, pull on your e-break Your car will slow down without the brake lights coming on and the officer will think his radar malfunctioned

If you speed by a cop, pull on your e-break Your car will slow down without the brake lights coming on and the officer will think his radar malfunctioned  Malicious Advice Mallard

Always tell the truth because it's the right thing to do and people will respect you for it

Always tell the truth because it's the right thing to do and people will respect you for it  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to stop the ddos attack? open up reddit on numerous computers and keep hitting f5

want to stop the ddos attack? open up reddit on numerous computers and keep hitting f5  Malicious Advice Mallard

neighbors playing music too loud? locate meter room, find their main breaker, turn off their power.

neighbors playing music too loud? locate meter room, find their main breaker, turn off their power.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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