Malicious Advice Mallard

spot a pimple forming? pop it early, it'll go away much faster.

spot a pimple forming? pop it early, it'll go away much faster.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to learn to drive better? stop paying attention! Autopilot will take over

Want to learn to drive better?
 stop paying attention! Autopilot will take over  Malicious Advice Mallard

Socially anxious? Start drinking

Socially anxious?
 Start drinking  Malicious Advice Mallard

If a girl dumps you, keep pursuing her she will realize that you care and change her mind

If a girl dumps you, keep pursuing her
 she will realize that you care and change her mind  Malicious Advice Mallard

leave your motorcycle helmet on the back rest when you park other people will be too scared to steal it while you're gone

leave your motorcycle helmet
on the back rest when you park other people will be too scared to steal it while you're gone  Malicious Advice Mallard

Ran out of brown sauce? mix together soy sauce, cornflour and Aspartame. Then Boil for 6 minutes and then leave to chill.

Ran out of brown sauce? mix together soy sauce, cornflour and Aspartame. Then Boil for 6 minutes and then leave to chill.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to come to a gentle halt when driving? Use your left foot to brake

Want to come to a gentle halt when driving? Use your left foot to brake  Malicious Advice Mallard

Like a song? Use it as your alarm so you can hear it every morning

Like a song? Use it as your alarm so you can hear it every morning  Malicious Advice Mallard

What's worse than an STD? The guilt of 'Dude, I should have tapped that'

What's worse than an STD? The guilt of 'Dude, I should have tapped that'   Malicious Advice Mallard

Use valuable possessions to buy into a high stakes poker game

Use valuable possessions
 to buy into a high stakes poker game  Malicious Advice Mallard
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