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Receiving a bunch of e-mails on a corporate mail list? Just hit Reply All with the text "unsubscribe" to be removed from the list.

Receiving a bunch of e-mails on a corporate mail list?
 Just hit Reply All with the text

Can't Sleep? Lay there bitching to yourself until you fall unconscious

Can't Sleep?
 Lay there bitching to yourself until you fall unconscious  Malicious Advice Mallard

Tomorrow is April 1st Don't Listen to me

Tomorrow is April 1st
 Don't Listen to me  Malicious Advice Mallard

See someone crying? Ask them if its because of their haircut

See someone crying? Ask them if its because of their haircut  Malicious Advice Mallard

Test in the morning? Catch up on Reddit now so you can focus on studying later

Test in the morning? Catch up on Reddit now so you can focus on studying later  Malicious Advice Mallard

Got dumped and feeling depressed? Go on your ex's Facebook page and check out her pictures

Got dumped and feeling depressed? Go on your ex's Facebook page and check out her pictures  Malicious Advice Mallard

Annoyed by the taste of mint after brushing your teeth? Drink a glass of orange juice to neutralize the flavor.

Annoyed by the taste of mint after brushing your teeth?
 Drink a glass of orange juice to neutralize the flavor.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Tall and have rage? Amputate yourself until you fit

Tall and have rage?
 Amputate yourself until you fit  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to sympathize with others about the loss of young lives? /r/TooSoon

Want to sympathize with others about the loss of young lives?
 /r/TooSoon  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to impress a girl? tell her how big your penis is

want to impress a girl?
 tell her how big your penis is  Malicious Advice Mallard
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