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Swelling got you down? Just bash it with a hammer you'll be fine

Swelling got you down? Just bash it with a hammer you'll be fine  Malicious Advice Mallard

Spray yourself with lots of axe people will appreciate the good smell

Spray yourself with lots of axe people will appreciate the good smell   Malicious Advice Mallard

Awkward lull in conversation? Try a race joke

Awkward lull in conversation? Try a race joke  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't want your children to do drugs behind your back Do drugs with them

Don't want your children to do drugs behind your back Do drugs with them  Malicious Advice Mallard

Wipe before you go It saves time

Wipe before you go It saves time  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to buy something you and your family will love? Buy a boat

Want to buy something you and your family will love? Buy a boat  Malicious Advice Mallard

Food to spicy? Drink some mountain dew

Food to spicy? Drink some mountain dew  Malicious Advice Mallard

instead of using ctrl+alt+del try deleting system32

instead of using ctrl+alt+del try deleting system32  Malicious Advice Mallard

Post an image that was on the top of r/funny a few months ago A lot of redditors will have never seen it before and will upvote it to the front page

Post an image that was on the top of r/funny a few months ago A lot of redditors will have never seen it before and will upvote it to the front page  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to make friends? Submit confession bears about how lonely you are.

Want to make friends? Submit confession bears about how lonely you are.     Malicious Advice Mallard
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