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Don't fart when getting into an elevator Do it before leaving

Don't fart when getting into an elevator Do it before leaving Malicious Advice Mallard
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Hands full in the parking lot? temporarily place your phone on the roof of the car until you can open your door.

Hands full in the parking lot? temporarily place your phone on the roof of the car until you can open your door. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Just get a tooth pulled? Eat some popcorn, it will help massage your sore gums

Just get a tooth pulled? Eat some popcorn, it will help massage your sore gums Malicious Advice Mallard
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Having problems getting women? Buy roofies

Having problems getting women? Buy roofies Malicious Advice Mallard
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Make it known if you are young on reddit Other users will respect your honesty, and will not invalidate your opinions based on inexperience

Make it known if you are young on reddit Other users will respect your honesty, and will not invalidate your opinions based on inexperience Malicious Advice Mallard
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Start smoking You won't be bothered my the smell anymore

Start smoking You won't be bothered my the smell anymore Malicious Advice Mallard
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argument escalating quickly? tell the angriest person to calm down

argument escalating quickly? tell the angriest person to calm down Malicious Advice Mallard
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Found someone unconscious? Take their wallet. It isn't mugging if you didn't use force.

Found someone unconscious? Take their wallet. It isn't mugging if you didn't use force. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Take as many shots as you want, then drive You'll get to the party before they make you drunk

Take as many shots as you want, then drive You'll get to the party before they make you drunk Malicious Advice Mallard
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If traffic on the highway is completely stopped It's legal to drive on the shoulder to get around it

If traffic on the highway is completely stopped It's legal to drive on the shoulder to get around it Malicious Advice Mallard
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