Malicious Advice Mallard

Having a rough day? Eat your feelings

Having a rough day? Eat your feelings  Malicious Advice Mallard

You should probably subscribe to... r/spacedicks.

You should probably subscribe to... r/spacedicks.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to make your pc faster? Delete System32

Want to make your pc faster?
 Delete System32  Malicious Advice Mallard

A white border around a stop sign Means it is optional

A white border around a stop sign Means it is optional  Malicious Advice Mallard

Oh you have a ton of studying to do for finals? Check out this cool website called Reddit

Oh you have a ton of studying to do for finals? Check out this cool website called Reddit  Malicious Advice Mallard

Found a dead duck? Fuck it

Found a dead duck? Fuck it  Malicious Advice Mallard

post on /r/gonewild your self-esteem will skyrocket

post on /r/gonewild
 your self-esteem will skyrocket   Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to make a fleshlight? Lubricate your genitals with hot sauce.

Want to make a fleshlight? Lubricate your genitals with hot sauce.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Out of soap? Jack off with shampoo!

Out of soap? Jack off with shampoo!  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to break up with someone but don't have the balls? Just act like a huge jerk until they have to break up with you.

Want to break up with someone but don't have the balls?
 Just act like a huge jerk until they have to break up with you.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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