Malicious Advice Mallard

Ice on your windshield and in a rush? Pour hot water on it and be on your way.

Ice on your windshield and in a rush?
 Pour hot water on it and be on your way.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Just broke those cheap earbuds? get two by returning your broke ones in the newly bought package

Just broke those cheap earbuds? get two by returning your broke ones in the newly bought package  Malicious Advice Mallard

you can tell that I am the actual advice mallard because I am facing to the right

you can tell that I am the actual advice mallard because I am facing to the right  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need a confidence boost? Post to /r/amiugly

Need a confidence boost? Post to /r/amiugly  Malicious Advice Mallard

Too many kids? Have more kids to take care of the kids.

Too many kids? Have more kids to take care of the kids.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to prevent unplanned pregnancies and decrease sexual transmitted infections? Remove sex-ed from the classroom, funding from planned parenthood, and ban all forms of abortion.

Want to prevent unplanned pregnancies and decrease sexual transmitted infections?
 Remove sex-ed from the classroom, funding from planned parenthood, and ban all forms of abortion.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Bored at 1 PM? start drinking, it will be fun

Bored at 1 PM? start drinking, it will be fun  Malicious Advice Mallard

pretend to be nice to everybody they're all assholes and you'll go farther if people like you

pretend to be nice to everybody they're all assholes and you'll go farther if people like you  Malicious Advice Mallard

Purposely fail your exams Your professors will curve them more

Purposely fail your exams
 Your professors will curve them more  Malicious Advice Mallard

Experienced Sleep Paralysis for the first time? Just check out other people's encounters on r/paranormal.

Experienced Sleep Paralysis for the first time? Just check out other people's encounters on r/paranormal.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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