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If a girl seems like she isn't into you rape her. Alot of women are into rape fantasies, but won't let it on because they want it to feel real.

If a girl seems like she isn't into you rape her. Alot of women are into rape fantasies, but won't let it on because they want it to feel real. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Tomorrow is April 1st Don't listen to me

Tomorrow is April 1st Don't listen to me Malicious Advice Mallard
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When you're texting and driving and someone honks at you, run them off the road because they shouldn't be looking in your car, they should be paying attention to the fucking road

When you're texting and driving and someone honks at you, run them off the road because they shouldn't be looking in your car, they should be paying attention to the fucking road Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you want to cheat on your SO, do it They will forgive you if they really love you

If you want to cheat on your SO, do it They will forgive you if they really love you Malicious Advice Mallard
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Dildo keeps sliding out? try super glue

Dildo keeps sliding out? try super glue Malicious Advice Mallard
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Trying to sleep? Have some caffeine to calm your nerves.

Trying to sleep? Have some caffeine to calm your nerves. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Only mug people that appear to be carrying a gun It's probably not loaded and they only have it because they have money worth protecting

Only mug people that appear to be carrying a gun It's probably not loaded and they only have it because they have money worth protecting Malicious Advice Mallard
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If a girl is seemingly insane you can pee in her mouth to sterilize the crazy

If a girl is seemingly insane you can pee in her mouth to sterilize the crazy Malicious Advice Mallard
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if your relationship is going downhill stop taking your birth control, a child will make any relationship stronger

if your relationship is going downhill stop taking your birth control, a child will make any relationship stronger Malicious Advice Mallard
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not sure if a girl's into you? make bad jokes

not sure if a girl's into you? make bad jokes Malicious Advice Mallard
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