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If you accidently close a tab ctrl+shift+w reopens it

If you accidently close a tab ctrl+shift+w reopens it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Procrastinating before pulling an all-nighter? Rub one out. It will help keep you awake

Procrastinating before pulling an all-nighter?
 Rub one out. It will help keep you awake  Malicious Advice Mallard

NO Means yes

NO Means yes  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get speedy assistance at target? Open the alarmed door and wait, target employees will come to you on the double

Want to get speedy assistance at target?  Open the alarmed door and wait, target employees will come to you on the double  Malicious Advice Mallard

Fought off your cravings for alcohol? You should reward yourself with a beer!

Fought off your cravings for alcohol? You should reward yourself with a beer!  Malicious Advice Mallard

You should not give advice regarding colors If you are colorblind

You should not give advice regarding colors If you are colorblind  Malicious Advice Mallard

Calling asian people "asian americans" annoys the hell out of them. Just call them yellow

Calling asian people

have an expensive wedding and honeymoon. the more money the house is worth, the more she'll want in in the divorce

have an expensive wedding and honeymoon. the more money the house is worth, the more she'll want in in the divorce  Malicious Advice Mallard

The red mallard gives real advice The green duck is just trolls trying to get you arrested

The red mallard gives real advice
 The green duck is just trolls trying to get you arrested   Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get back at NSA? Use words like Terrorist, bomb, attack, & ricin in all your messages

Want to get back at NSA? Use words like Terrorist, bomb, attack, & ricin in all your messages  Malicious Advice Mallard
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